The Tax Poem

At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth 
 of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!
                                

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
A t which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his work, 
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat, 
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work, 
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco, 
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.
                                

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his .......
                                . 
                          
                                
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won ' t be done
Till he has no dough.
                                

When he screams and hollers, 
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He ' s good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
Upon his tomb, 
"Taxes drove me  
To my doom." 
                                
                                
When he ' s gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
                                
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA )
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
                                
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges

IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
                                
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
                                
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
                                
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
                                
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA )
                                
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
                                
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
                                
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
                                
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
                                
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our 
nation was the most prosperous in the world.
                                

We had absolutely no national debt, had 
the largest middle class in the world, and Mom 
stayed home to raise the kids.
                                

What happened? Can you spell
  "politicians?" Greedy, corrupt
     politicians with no thought for the
       country...only themselves.

And I still have to "press 1" for English!?!?!?!?

I hope this goes around THE US A at least 100 
times!!!!! YOU can help it get there!!!!
                                

GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN!!!!!