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Now, I'm not saying that any of you are old....... but one of
these days, you probably will be.......
Q : Where can women over the age
of 60 find younger, sexy men who are
interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools,
you can finish the basement.
When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of
your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting wrinkles
every time you walk by a mirror?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet
parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your
car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have
problems with short term
memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more
soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye
glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by
60+ year olds when they
enter antique stores?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'
A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...
Hard to Find
Supportive
Comfortable
Always Lifts You Up
Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging
And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!
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