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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when
suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord
said, 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want'.
The Lord said, 'That request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind undertaking; the supports required to
reach the bottom
of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust
several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to
justify your desire for worldly things'.
"Take a little more time and think of something that could
possibly help Mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said,
'Okay, I wish
that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how
she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong'
and how I can make a woman truly happy.'
And the Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge? |
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